you try to wish your life away
but you get by how you can
‘cause the message from your cerebrals
say you shouldn’t be a man
your hands the size of frying pans
and you may be six foot four
But with some avon artistry
you’ll get away with it not sure?
but we’re all boys together
you’re still waiting for the catalogue
do you want the shirley or shirrelle
how about a pair of 42s
‘cause I’m sure they’d wobble well
as Derek pours the coffee out
in his over floral dress
you may all look like tory wives
oh but if it relieves the stress
knock the gin back
don the slingbacks
blow the wig Sassoon
sure you look
right under moonlight
or a darkened room
you try to hide your dick away
so it don’t show through your frock
it’s hard to tell with ladyboys
if they’ve got a gun to cock
credits
from Dark Love,
released April 1, 2018
Words and Music - Andy Sharman
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